Holy mother of GAWD - I'm not a fag hag but I swear I'd still hit it!
GUESS who returns in August! 2 of our favorite dudes of all time.
*suppresses a squee!!!!*
I mean, really people - this is news? I know I have excellent gaydar and all, but a blind and deaf Mormon from Planet Jesus would take one look at Adam and know that he really, really, really likes cock. Duh.
I love Adam because, in addition to having an amazing voice, and the fact that he sang a song from "Donnie Darko" on AI, he is a drag queen. Even when he's not completely dressed up like a woman, he's still in some form of drag. And even though he toned it down considerably on American Idol, he still barely kept the lid on the flamboyance. I was at the AI finale and when he came out in those Bob Mackie wings and false eyelashes, it took everything in my being not to rush onto the little stage he was on and tackle him. I luv me a man who looks like an unholy fusion of Cher and Liza Minelli - and on AMERICAN IDOL??? It was the best thing ever.
I only wish Adam had sang "A Change is Gonna Come" on the AI finale like this:
Most people can only dream of being so fabulous. I love it!
Oh, and in the Rolling Stone article, Adam apparently confesses his attraction to the winner of AI and his buddy in bromance, Kris Allen. He says Kris is "pretty" and totally his type. I'm getting migraines just thinking about the slash fic that is going to result from that comment (not that I read that shit...).
Well, the funniest part after Bret Michaels almost got his head chopped off - Neil Patrick Harris singing!
About me? Who are you and why are you asking? 
I'm a misanthrope, y'all. Babyfishmouth has me hoodwinked. I'm the "nice" one. mwahahahahahah!! 
