Stinkee Pinkee

I don't really enjoy Jane's show - she is even more shrieky and sensational than Nancy (I know it's hard to believe). She doesn't even do macabre, tacky montages of dead babies with creepy theme music by Michael Jackson. So why do I watch Jane's show? For one reason, of course...

THAT MULLET!!!!!

What the fuck is going on there? And who on god's green earth told her that was a good look? The only person with a worse mullet than Jane was:



But even Phil Spector has moved on to a more respectable coif, thanks to the fact that they don't allow rugs in prison:



Maybe Jane murdered one of the babies that Nancy features on her show, and then she too can be liberated from her tragic mullet.

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