Who knew?
GODDAMMIT!
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About me? Who are you and why are you asking? I am smart, scathing and, well, I love very silly dogs. But as we all know, I'm the MEAN ONE! So watch out. Turn ons: people who have informed opinions that they can back up with facts. Turn offs: people who take time out of their day to offer "lol" as a blog comment. Looo-zers. Get away from me. Seriously. Try again after you've learned something and developed an independent thought. GO! But watch out for the "nice one" - she'll bite your head off. Just like Nancy Grace. Friend.
I'm a misanthrope, y'all. Babyfishmouth has me hoodwinked. I'm the "nice" one. mwahahahahahah!! Turn-ons: Not much - but like porn, I know it when I see it.
Turn-offs: Everything else.
By the way, I hate you.
watching you watching us
4 comments:
Ha! I totally thought of me when I read that, too.
Fuck yeah you did!!!
I tried to give up cussing for Lent back when I was still a Catholic. I think I lasted about 2 hours.
That explains my need to yell fuck every time I bang my foot or elbow or whatever.
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