Showing posts with label whiners. Show all posts
Showing posts with label whiners. Show all posts

SHRILL, BABY, SHRILL!!!!

It's safe to come out now. She's gone.

*cue "Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead"*

Today Sarah Palin gave another speech that she CLEARLY wrote herself ("..suggesting American apologetics...")(huh?) and invoking the troops for no apparent reason other than to give herself cover.

And it just wouldn't be Sarah Palin if she didn't invoke patriotic sacrifice in order to whine about how mistreeeeeeeeated she is by the press.

How 'bout, in honor of the American soldier, ya quit makin' things up.


I got 2 words for you, Sarah: You.First.

Watch if you can stomach it

Stupid + Shrewish + Liar + Nutty = Slutty

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Awwww, Dumbass Liar Sarah Palin's got her wittle feewings hurt by big, bad meanie David Letterman. Because he apparently took some pot shots at her, saying that she sports a "slutty flight attendant look." Well, sir! Now the Shrew is going to milk this for all that it's worth, playing her beloved victim card and whining that her femininity is under attack again.

Am I supposed to be outraged, as a woman, because David Letterman referred to someone's look as "slutty"? Maybe I could muster a little more smpathy for Sarah if she hadn't posed for the cover of Vogue looking pretty much, well, slutty.

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You can't use it as both a shield and a weapon, Sarah. Like all the rest of us gals - you have to choose.

Commander In Chief

President Obama made an appearance on the first Colbert Report from Iraq yesterday, along with General Odierno, the Commanding General there. I think it's hilarious. Of course, some yahoo on cable yesterday was whining about "don't some people have more important things to do?" Y'know what? Shut the FUCK up. It's called TROOP MORALE - and this guy gets it.

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