Finally, the Moment You've All Been Waiting For!!!

Greetings, People of Earth [/inside joke]:

Yes, we're here! It's actually us! Just when you thought there was no more smart, scathing discussion to be found on ... blogspot.com. Up pops your two favorite stinkee pinkees. Here with smart, scathing commentary on politics, current events, pop culture and Nancy Grace (ah yes, *rubs hands together*). Not just us, but hopefully some lovely and talented guest bloggers as well. Together we are - in the immortal words of one well-documented internets psycho - the meanest and cruelest girls on the internets. FEAR US!!!

What you need to know: We're hoping to keep an open community here, meaning an open comments policy. We'll see how it works, although we are leaning towards requiring a blogger account login as a commenting prerequisite. Just because it let us know who our community consists of and fosters a sense of community. If, however, we suddenly go under lockdown and you find that we're requiring comment approval, just know that it's probably not anything personal - more than likely we're under attack from a known quantity of trolls and we've had to take preventative measures. This will obviously impede the flow of conversation, but if we've got a good pace of comments going someone will check in regularly to keep the reparte going without a lot of downtime (except for sleep).

Also, just like our other little slice of heaven on the interwebs, we get to decide what the topic of conversation is here. Of course, we want the rest of you to chime in with your opinions, but since this blog is mainly for our own diversion and entertainment, we're going to talk about topics both silly and serious that we find interesting. This runs the gamut from dogs and cooking (babyfishmouth) to reality television and drag queens (kc). We are both really interested in politics and current events, but we don't always agree - so watch out! The fur is going to fly, and that's good, right? Few things in life are more fun than watching the two of us argue - respectfully, of course. And feel free to jump in if you want to get your head bitten off, too (especially if you disagree with kc).

WORD OF WARNING: There is going to be adult language and adult content on this blog (as reflected in the settings when you access the blog). This is not a place for children. Keep yer damn kids off our blog or we will run them the fuck off for you. Thanks. Friend.

Ok. I think that about covers it. Let's get this show on the road.