Stealing a little from Unique Scoop today. From the Don't Hyphenate Your Name file...
Ah, there are many ways to know you've found your soul mate. But this one is surely the most certain.
Seriously?
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About me? Who are you and why are you asking? I am smart, scathing and, well, I love very silly dogs. But as we all know, I'm the MEAN ONE! So watch out. Turn ons: people who have informed opinions that they can back up with facts. Turn offs: people who take time out of their day to offer "lol" as a blog comment. Looo-zers. Get away from me. Seriously. Try again after you've learned something and developed an independent thought. GO! But watch out for the "nice one" - she'll bite your head off. Just like Nancy Grace. Friend.
I'm a misanthrope, y'all. Babyfishmouth has me hoodwinked. I'm the "nice" one. mwahahahahahah!! Turn-ons: Not much - but like porn, I know it when I see it.
Turn-offs: Everything else.
By the way, I hate you.
watching you watching us
1 comments:
Mmm, panties.
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