I mean, really people - this is news? I know I have excellent gaydar and all, but a blind and deaf Mormon from Planet Jesus would take one look at Adam and know that he really, really, really likes cock. Duh.
I love Adam because, in addition to having an amazing voice, and the fact that he sang a song from "Donnie Darko" on AI, he is a drag queen. Even when he's not completely dressed up like a woman, he's still in some form of drag. And even though he toned it down considerably on American Idol, he still barely kept the lid on the flamboyance. I was at the AI finale and when he came out in those Bob Mackie wings and false eyelashes, it took everything in my being not to rush onto the little stage he was on and tackle him. I luv me a man who looks like an unholy fusion of Cher and Liza Minelli - and on AMERICAN IDOL??? It was the best thing ever.
I only wish Adam had sang "A Change is Gonna Come" on the AI finale like this:
Most people can only dream of being so fabulous. I love it!
Oh, and in the Rolling Stone article, Adam apparently confesses his attraction to the winner of AI and his buddy in bromance, Kris Allen. He says Kris is "pretty" and totally his type. I'm getting migraines just thinking about the slash fic that is going to result from that comment (not that I read that shit...).
I Can't Believe Adam Lambert is GAY!!1!!1!!!
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It's nice that Kris Allen is enough of a man to take the compliment in stride, and not need to say something homophobic about it. Danny Gokey.
I'm sure Kris and Adam only love each other in the Godly way. Which means they always use lube.
Please don't tempt me with lube jokes. *clamps hand over mouth*
Seriously - what kind of a douchebag doesn't use lube? Especially for anal sex? Hmmmmm. I wonder.
Wow, I can't imagine anyone being that inconsiderate and - dare I say it? - sadistic. Inconceivable.
BUT on to more important matters, like the fabulous Adam Lambert. One of the things I love about him is how comfortable he is with himself - that in itself is incredibly sexy.
I love Adam. I love his flamboyance and his comfort with who he is and the fact that he doesn't feel that he has to act as some type of activist or icon (yes, Perez, I'm staring at you). I love that he shook up AI. I love that he shook up Gokey, who is probably just jealous that Kris is prettier than he is. And yeah, Adam has mad talent.
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